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Offline cocoapanyol

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The Gynecologist
« on: October 26, 2006, 08:50:55 AM »
A Beautiful woman went to the gynecologist. The doctor took one look at the woman and all his professionalism flew out the window. He immediately told her to get undressed.

After she disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. While Doing so he asked her, "Do you know what I am doing?"

"Yes," she replied, "You are checking for abrasions or Dermatological abnormalities."

"That's right," said the doctor.

He then began to fondle her Breasts. "Do you know what I am doing now?" he asked.

"Yes," she said, "You are checking for lumps which might indicate Breast cancer."

"Correct," replied the shady doctor.

Finally, he mounted his Patient and started having sexual intercourse with her. He asked, "Do you know what I am doing now?"

"Yes," she said, "You're getting gonorrhea: which is why I came here In the first place."

 
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Re: The Gynecologist
« Reply #1 on: October 26, 2006, 11:33:41 AM »
it go drop offfff :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil:
Whatever you do, do it to the purpose; do it thoroughly, not superficially. Go to the bottom of things. Any thing half done, or half known, is in my mind, neither done nor known at all. Nay, worse, for it often misleads.
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Re: The Gynecologist
« Reply #2 on: October 29, 2006, 11:01:25 AM »
Just goes to show  " if it eh on, yuh cyar go in so..." wear the damn  'rubbers' ask questions, and doh just  jump at cat so, even doh it looking user friendly!!!!!
« Last Edit: October 29, 2006, 01:32:16 PM by AlbertaTrini »

 

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