$235 for a sugar bum-bum
Wednesday, December 6 2006
BUM-BUM STYLING: A 'padded' underwear designed to bring out the right curves on its wearer is being sold for $235 and is the rage this Christmas Seaso...SILICONE BUTTOCKS appear to be the choice for quite a number of women and even some men seeking their women’s interest for the Christmas season.
For $235, a woman can purchase underwear with silicone padding in sizes of small, medium, large and extra large. And what are the benefits?
A spokesperson at a popular lingerie outlet with branches in east Trinidad said that the hot item gives you the perfect curve, fullness and the best seat in the house. Also, the agent promised a wearer of the buttocks will produce that sexiness which so attracts the male specie. But biggest of all is that it is comfortable and invisible.
The store spokesperson told Newsday that since the item was received a week ago, they have been inundated with many callers with women wanting to know the pros and cons of the padded undies.
In the last two days alone, the lingerie shop clerk said, almost a dozen of these silicone underwear have been sold with several of the buyers promising to return for more as soon as their salaries reach the bank.
The clerk said that even men have been calling to enquire about the item perhaps believing that it may well be a perfect Christmas gift for their loved one. The clerk said this however, may backfire on the men.
This personal wear which has been popular in the United States and Europe for several years but is a new item on the local clothing market, could spell trouble for several gyms and fitness centres as the woman too busy to go to the gym to exercise her way into the perfect shape, could literally buy her way to that coveted curve. And with the Carnival Season coming in full swing following the Yuletide Season, stores stocking these padded undies, are bracing for a rush customers seeking the buy the perfect ‘sugar bum bum.’
Scenario:
Imagine every Friday nite for the past 2 weeks yuh liming with yuh breds and dem, yuh eyeing ah young ting de bum bum sweet for days , yuh finally decide to get the courage tuh buy it ah sweet drink and chat it up.
She taking the talk an rell giving yuh vibes, after a while yuh ask it if she want tuh take ah drive in yuh new foriegn used cortina an she say yes .
So you an she in de car an yuh ask she if she want tuh come home with yuh for a lil something an she say yes same time putting she han with de orange painted finger nails on yuh crotch.
Yuh put on Billy Paul ( Me an Mrs Jones ) on de 8 track cartridge deck yuh have with 1 hand an de other hand up she skirt.
Yuh thinking bout de cow heel soup yuh had for lunch, de 2 oyster cocktail yuh had outside de bar an how smart yuh was tuh take de 500mg Viagra tablet 2 hrs ago.
Yuh reach home with de ting escort it to de bedroom, put on de bedside lamp discard yuh clothes, admire de status of de Dick and pull de elephant foot condoms that yuh pardner bring from South Africa for yuh out of de draw an den decide tuh watch de sweets take off she clothes.
She take off blouse an bra, de breasts ent great but dey all right, ..........Den she drop she skirt an this BumBum drawers.........
