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Offline PortValeChris

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Me again
« on: March 23, 2006, 04:42:32 PM »
Sven-Goran Eriksson is on 'Who wants to be a Millionaire'
and has reached the £1 million question.
Chris Tarrant says, "Right Sven, this is for £1 million,
and
remember, you still have two lifelines left, so please
take your time.

"Here's your question: What type of animal lives in a Sett?

"Is it. a, a badger b, a ferret c, a mole or d, a cuckoo?"
Sven ponders for a while and says, "No, I'm sorry Chris, I'm
not too sure.
I'll have to go 50-50."
"Right, Sven, let's take away two wrong answers and see
what you're left with.

'Badger' and 'Cuckoo' are the two remaining answers."
Sven has a long think, then scratches his head and says,
"No, Chris,
I'm still not sure, I'm going to have to phone a friend."



So who are you going to call, Sven?" says Chris.
"Hmmm, I think I'll call David Beckham."

So Tarrant phones David Beckham.

"David, this is Chris Tarrant from 'Who wants to be a Millionaire'.
I've got Sven-Goran Eriksson here, and with your help he could
win £1million. The next voice you hear will be Sven's."



"Hello David" says Sven. "It's the boss here. What type
of animal lives in a sett? Is it a badger or a cuckoo?"
"It's a badger, boss." says Becks without hesitation.

"You sure, son?" says Sven.
"Definitely, boss. One hundred percent. It's a badger.
Definitely."

"Right, Chris," says Sven, "I'll go with David. The answer's
a badger.



"Final answer, Sven?"

"Final answer, Chris."

"That's the correct answer. You've won £1 million!"

Cue wild celebrations.

Next morning at training, Sven calls Beckham across.

"Son, that was brilliant last night. I thought I might be
taking a gamble giving you a call, but you played a

blinder! But how the heck did you know that a badger l

ives in a sett?"

"Oh I didn't, boss..." replies Beckham, ...........




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Re: Me again
« Reply #1 on: March 23, 2006, 06:24:37 PM »
Horrible lol

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Re: Me again
« Reply #2 on: March 25, 2006, 09:53:33 PM »
 :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:...that is a typical beckham answer oui..that fellar dunce bad. :rotfl:

 

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